Kinky Stories

So I've been thinking about kinky stories and the snippets of kinkiness that I've heard along the way and thought I'd share them with you...

I once had a girl tell me in great detail about how she had been dabbling with her boyfriend and he had somehow coerced her into placing a Cadbury's Cream Egg inside of her. Of course, you can see where this went, as the chocolate melted and the gooey inside oozed out, he could lick it, and her, out at the same time.....Kinky yes, a little bit messy, perhaps... ;)

It then turned into a bit of a competition between the friends as they each tried to outdo the other. I wish I could remember the rest but time has passed and apart from the Cream Egg, the other story which really stuck in my mind for its pervertedness, is the gearstick incident. According to the second girl, she was getting down and dirty with her beloved in the front seat of his car when he suggested she got off of him, spread her legs and lowered herself onto the gearstick instead. Being in the mood, and wishing to impress, she duly fucked the gearstick much to the amusement and pleasure of the boyfriend! Perhaps he had once of these installed....

My last story comes from my dearest other half and isn't so much a story, as a rumour that I'm hoping is true! For my birthday this year, my OH is going to get me a flying lesson, and very nochalantly in the car after a particularly boring food shop, he turns to me and says "you know its not uncommon for female trainees to orgasm during their first lesson." Errrrrr, can you say that again? Yes, yes apparently, its true. Something to do with the incredibly intense vibrations you find in small aircraft....So I had a little search online and yes, there are quite a few women who have cum whilst flying a plane for the first time! Oh my god, why has no-one ever spoken of this hidden treasure before? Whilst doing my research, I even came across a story where the girl got herself off in the cockpit so she could concentrate on the lesson! Wow, I am so looking forward to this lesson now...I'm getting quite squirmy just thinking about it now! *cough* Anyway....time to go!

Wiz xx